No, he didn't deserve marriage. He deserved to be the gluttonous monarch of a vast kingdom who holds a private harem numbering in the thousands. He retains the right to declare first night on all in his land including you and I. And when he was done we'd high five him. Long live the beard.
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OH THANK YOU.
Al Borland was so awesome. Supposedly he got married on the series finale, which is great, because he fuckin' deserved it. What a nice guy.
No, he didn't deserve marriage. He deserved to be the gluttonous monarch of a vast kingdom who holds a private harem numbering in the thousands. He retains the right to declare first night on all in his land including you and I. And when he was done we'd high five him. Long live the beard.
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